Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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