At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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