This girl is more easily done than said...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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