Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The Olympian is in my bed
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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