Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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