So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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