Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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