Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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