I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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