i barfeds in our rink
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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