going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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