Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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