So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
FUCK WHALES
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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