Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My vagina is very pro this idea
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