she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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