I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
