she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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