drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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