Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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