Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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