You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This is my gift to your gina
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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