after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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