Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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