Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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