Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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