So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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