Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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