The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
where are you?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier