Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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(941): View more from Florida

i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(516): View more from New York

Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.

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(347): View more from New York

drinking out of a sandbucket again

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(314): View more from Missouri

It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.

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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

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Hypothermia

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(941): View more from Florida

We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier

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