dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Someone came in the potted fern
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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