What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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