it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I enjoy the company of your penis
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