so explain again why im purple
no
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
