ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
