I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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