Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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