does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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