Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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