her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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