I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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