I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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