: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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