i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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