S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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