2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
my poor anus
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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