i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I can text with my tongue
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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