I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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