U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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