Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just high enough for therapy.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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