You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
40s are totally the cure
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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