I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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