so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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