You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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